Whatever Happened To Freedom Fries?
This morning while brushing my teeth I was reading my Dixie cup.(I have to read sometime.) These are cute. Each cup has a different animal on it and shows how that animal is pronounced in three different languages, English, Spanish and French.
Did you know Panda is Panda in English, Spanish and French? I do. So now when I travel to Mexico or France I'm covered.
But, while I was learning my French I almost forgot I hate France. As all good Americans are supposed to. I almost forgot how those Iraqi lovin' Frenchies dissed us when we went to go make this world a safer place and kicked some Iraqi butt. Whooo! (two hand high five).
Did we forget this hate? Do we like France now?
SOMEBODY COULD HAVE SENT ME A FRIGGIN' MEMO?
I have been making sure when Jimmy talks about Pandas he's not using the French Panda.
I want a new boycott though.
I think we need to send a serious message to China about all the stuff they're doing. So from this point on I will no longer order Chinese food, but Freedom food. I will only play Freedom checkers with my son. My family will eat on the good Freedom on Sundays and holidays or when guests are over. And if we had one, we would put the good Freedom back in the Freedom cabinet.
Come join me. Help me to get China, I mean Freedom, to change their ways.
ARE YOU WITH ME?
I SAID, ARE YOU WITH ME?
This morning while brushing my teeth I was reading my Dixie cup.(I have to read sometime.) These are cute. Each cup has a different animal on it and shows how that animal is pronounced in three different languages, English, Spanish and French.
Did you know Panda is Panda in English, Spanish and French? I do. So now when I travel to Mexico or France I'm covered.
But, while I was learning my French I almost forgot I hate France. As all good Americans are supposed to. I almost forgot how those Iraqi lovin' Frenchies dissed us when we went to go make this world a safer place and kicked some Iraqi butt. Whooo! (two hand high five).
Did we forget this hate? Do we like France now?
SOMEBODY COULD HAVE SENT ME A FRIGGIN' MEMO?
I have been making sure when Jimmy talks about Pandas he's not using the French Panda.
I want a new boycott though.
I think we need to send a serious message to China about all the stuff they're doing. So from this point on I will no longer order Chinese food, but Freedom food. I will only play Freedom checkers with my son. My family will eat on the good Freedom on Sundays and holidays or when guests are over. And if we had one, we would put the good Freedom back in the Freedom cabinet.
Come join me. Help me to get China, I mean Freedom, to change their ways.
ARE YOU WITH ME?
I SAID, ARE YOU WITH ME?
3 comments:
Don't quit your day job.
What?
You think I'm joking?
If you truly think naming everything Freedom instead of Chinese is going to help 2 billion oppressed people then you're making George Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar.
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