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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Regis Go Away, Please

When I started this


tour, I had such high hopes. Get on a few nationally televised programs and BAM, I've helped some one.

First it was Al Roker sittin' on my Ritz.
Then a gabby Supreme cuts me short on Letterman.

Yesterday I was making my way over to the The Daily Show, no problems. When all of a sudden my wheelchair gets caught up on Regis Philbin's ascot (he's the only guy who wears an ascot in June).

Well, my wheels start spinning like crazy and Regis hits the ground like a caught trout. He starts yelling,

"Regis is down, somebody help Regis!"

Well people see him go down, but are confused by his speaking in the 3rd person. They all come to help me get untangled from the ascot.

Regis starts going crazy,

"Regis is gonna be upset if nobody helps him!"

His ranting only gets the others to work faster to free me of his ascot, which they finally do.

Regis starts in on me then,

"Just who do you think you are mister?"

Then he starts shoving me around and I try to explain that it was all an accident. Just then a taxi stops next to us and out jumps Kathy Lee Gifford.
She starts hitting Regis to protect me, having recognized me from being on her show earlier in the week.

She is hitting Regis yet calling him Frank, it was all very weird.

Needless to say I spent the rest of my time at the police station filling out paperwork on the Regis & Kathy Lee Fight.

And yes I missed the Daily Show.

Tomorrow is Oprah back at home, I can hardly wait.

Remember why I'm out here.



Scott Plocharczyk said...

Kathy Lee hasn't been on for 10 years

Cousin Linda said...

Kathy Lee is on every morning on another Channel in the Chicagoland area. I believe it is channel 5 and the co-host is Hoda. They make fun of Hoda and Kathy Lee all of the time on Saturday Night Live.

Tara said...

I can see your blog again!