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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dunkin' Al-Qaeda !

This morning I've decided to declare that people have officially lost their minds. Yes it is true.

Some people believe that the face of terrorism is none other than that American hater Rachael Ray.
And she is in cahoots(first time I've ever written cahoots) with, yes, Dunkin' Donuts.

I'll give you a moment to stop laughing.

I'm not kidding. Read it for yourself,

Dunkin' Donuts pulls Rachael Ray ad over scarf debate

People are losing their minds. The article above mentions that Rachael Ray is wearing a black and white scarf. Some people (crazies, morons, and fear mongers) believe that a black and white scarf is a sign saying, "America must die!"

In Chicago a black and white scarf is a sign that you are either cold, a White Sox fan, or an arrogant out of work actor. In Chicago we think you are a terrorist when you pilot a jet into a building, or you wear a vest of explosives, or you send out videos actually saying, "America must die!"

Have we as a country become so afraid of terrorists that we think Dunkin' Donuts has recruited Rachael Ray to take over America? I would think that Emeril Lagasse would be a more logical choice. He is always saying, "BAM!"


Scott Ploch said...

Rachel's non stop perkiness may scare away the terrorists.

Mark Plocharczyk said...

Can we get Homeland Security to read this, please?

bill a said...

i thought she looked suspicious. is that a plane near the building in the background?

Scott Ploch said...

I think it's a flying long john filled with explosives

Scott Ploch said...

Good article in the Tribune.,0,265018.story