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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Rest of The Story

I'm online all day. I'm talking from 6:30am until 8:30pm and longer on weekends. I have an addiction to news web sites. Mostly I just read the headlines, which I admit, is not a good thing. But, I'm a busy man doing high-tech things and sometimes headlines are all I have time for.

Certain headlines will make me slam on the breaks and read.
For example on the Chicago Tribune web site today;

Bird-watchers vs. gay men seeking sex in area woods
Who knew bird-watcher were so horny!

A 9-year-old girl's playmate is swept out of a jet's open cargo door over Chicago
Why are kids playing in the cargo area of a jet?

When I get the time I'll go back and get the rest of the story.

6 comments:

Scott Ploch said...

Leave headline humor to Jay Leno.

Mark Plocharczyk said...

I write whatever my mind wants.

Scott Ploch said...

Your mind is blank then

Mark Plocharczyk said...

You wish you had written it.

Scott Ploch said...

I wish I had the time to write it, but funnier

Mark Plocharczyk said...

I don't need time to be funny, I just is.