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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

What Is The Government Hiding?

I enjoy a good conspiracy as much as the next guy. You've got your top-shelf conspiracies like the JFK assassination, the fake moon landings, and the 9/11 theories. Then there are your "not" top-shelf conspiracies like Bar Codes are intended to control people, the Royal Family is a clan of reptilian dinosaurs, and a slew of UFO stories.

But seldom does one get to blow one wide open themselves. Here it is, one word;


Last night I was eating some cashews and it hit me like a bolt of government generated lightening designed to control the weather.

Where are the cashew shells?

I thought about it and I can honestly say I have never seen a cashew shell. Have you? Why?

We are not deprived of the shells of Peanuts, Walnuts, Pistachios, Almonds, Filberts, and Brazil nuts. Why? Hell, in some restaurants and ballparks you are allowed to toss them on the floor. Why?

What are the world governments doing with these shells? We need to know what they are not telling us.

Should we organize A Million Nut March on Washington DC? Well, we might get confused with all the other million nuts already there.

I suppose I could do some research (Google) and find some answers.

But, nothing kills a good conspiracy like the truth.

So I will just continue to ask bold questions and change fonts a lot but offer no answers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't really have a shell in the tradtional nut sense.